There is no fooling you panagah,you have sussed me out and discovered my true identity!
Yes I must confess:
My name is Valerie and I am a Motorhomeaholic,I visit dealerships each weekend and pose unashamedly in various outfits (usually jeans and a designer top) with the pretence that I own one!
I have been banned from all Brownhill,Marquis and Barron branches and it is only a matter of time until the inependent dealerships are on to me.
Please forgive me for trying masquerade as a Motorhome owner but if you lot don't take me under your wing then I shall have no alternative but to feed my addiction in the tuggers section and I fear that would lead to me having to check in to rehab!
I was going to visit Lowdhams this weekend and pose with a Cathargo but now you have "outed" me I can see there is no point in carrying on this charade!
Excuse me whilst I go polish my imaginary Motorhome
Val
ps We are in Suffolk at Easter!
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