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19/6/2022 at 10:48pm
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A young infantry soldier is on Stag at 0300 when he sees a figure approaching his position.
"Halt!" He shouts out.
The figure continues to advance, so the young soldier places his rifle into the shoulder.
"Halt!" He shouts again, but still, the figure comes closer.
The frightened soldier switches his safety catch to fire and once more shouts out "Halt - or I shoot!"
The figure still moves towards him, so he fires three rounds into it.
At stand to, he climbs out of his trench and goes to where the figure once stood. There, bleeding on the floor, is a member of the Grenadier Guards.
"You stupid idiot!!!, I shouted 'halt' three times last night," says the young soldier
Coughing and spluttering blood, the Grenadier looks up at him and says:
"Yes, I know. But you gave it on the wrong foot!"
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Some days you are the dog,
some days you are the tree.
Goodbye tension, hello Pension!
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20/6/2022 at 11:50am
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excellent!
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04/7/2022 at 7:05pm
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When I was a little boy
Tucked up in my bed
They said, "Consider the Army
If you want to get ahead"
I looked at my toy soldiers
To the Majors and Generals, I said
"Sod the higher orders" and I
Played with my Privates instead
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Never argue with fools........They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
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30/12/2022 at 8:18pm
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Have you heard about the Russian Advent Calendar?
Every time you opened a window, A Russian Oligarch fell out!
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01/1/2023 at 10:13pm
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Quote: Originally posted by TONANTI on 31/12/2022
Bridgelayer= Sapper ?
And Armoured.
Du ?
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26/1/2023 at 8:53pm
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I know it's a long shot but does anyone know what a trebuchet is ?
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Some days you are the dog,
some days you are the tree.
Goodbye tension, hello Pension!
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via mobile 20/6/2022 at 6:54pm
about sums up the army
