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Put a small hole in the bottom of each can, drain and drink. When empty, fill the cans back up with salty water, seal the small hole, place back in the cardboard and leave it in your garden.

Thats one way to leave a bitter taste in their mouths.

Quote: Originally posted by VangoMan02 on 07/4/2013

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Phil..I am so disappointed..I expected your post to end by you saying you had popped a couple open while typing this post..fosters or not

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One can opened just to make sure that it was lager and not fake.

Second can just to check as the first didn't taste like the lager I remember from the 1970s...I'm a Bitter man personally,

Second can as bait for some mice in the garden

Third can for roasting the chicken in for dinner....worked well and didn't taste like Fosters

Fourth can for removing some algae off the patio

Fifth can for stripping the paintwork off the garage ready for repainting

That leaves four cans which Tigermouse has won.......If you see a lady out of her head on a caravan site soon....guess who?

Phil 

Quote: Originally posted by cwdc56768 on 07/4/2013

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That leaves four cans which Tigermouse has won.......If you see a lady out of her head on a caravan site soon....guess who?

Phil 

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There's always a first time for everything..........

Phil

Quote: Originally posted by Tentz on 07/4/2013

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Fosters lager? I'd throw it back in their garden.

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Yes Jellboy, the post was a bit tongue in cheek. I just found it quite amusing that someone had left a load of ale in the garden. Shame it was Fosters. Made a change though from empty crisp packets and sweet wrappings.

I was hopeful this morning for another gift,...but nothing I am afraid.

Phil

Please do NOT take the pi$$ out of Fosters

It needs all the strength it can get.

No mate that's a criminal offence - s87 and 88 of the Environmental Protection Act  1990 as amended by s18 Clean Neighbourhoods and Environment Act 2005.

Now, for those of you who may get folks dropping litter in your gardens it's worth making a note of those Acts for when you report the litter louts to the Bobbies.

Phil