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16/2/2015 at 8:24pm
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I had to chuckle at this poem by Pam Ayres

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view)..................By Pam Ayres

The missus bought a Paperback,
Down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;
... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".
Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread...
In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
I am a dominater !!
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
And stood on her left tit!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!!
Well readers, I can't tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey.



16/2/2015 at 10:13pm
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Bring back the story of o all is forgiven


17/2/2015 at 6:08am
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Now that's what I call poetry

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David

    

I've stood on Lego and didn't even cry!!


17/2/2015 at 8:49am
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I think Jamie Dornan may regret taking on this film. Watched him on TV the other night the other interviewees just sniggered each time he opened his mouth. He will forever have to put up with people raising their eyebrows every time he says something that could be misinterpreted.

Not ideal for a serious actor with a career to build up.


17/2/2015 at 1:10pm
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Quote: Originally posted by moppetsdad on 17/2/2015
Now that's what I call poetry



By the looks of your outfit you could make an appearance in the next film


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17/2/2015 at 2:19pm
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Quote: Originally posted by Monks on 17/2/2015
Quote: Originally posted by moppetsdad on 17/2/2015 Now that's what I call poetry



By the looks of your outfit you could make an appearance in the next film



What makes you think I wasn't in the first   

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David

    

I've stood on Lego and didn't even cry!!



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