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Quote: Originally posted by cwdc56768 on 31/7/2014

Oh really Rose. I ummed and ahhhed about mentioning toiletries and personal heigene as I anticipated that everyone would take this as read. But really!!! Obviously you need to take a hair dryer. How can anyone relax with one's hair in a mess? Mirror...well of course and it is also of benefit to have one that will hang from the cupboard behind the mirror so that you can see the back of the head whilst you dry the hair.

One cannot relax out in the sun without one's Panama keeping the perfectly coiffured hair in place in the event of a draft.

As for soggy flapping fabric I find that James always provides a change of clothes and is more than happy to go to the laundry room to dry and iron. Don't you have a James?

We don't get haystack hair, soggy flapping fabric and cut offs at Chatsworth. How very dare you

 

Phil

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One will have to have words on my return to the town house....Standards are indeed slipping "downstairs" and have to be addressed before my next foray onto a campsite...

Jelboy.

(AKA Good old Jellers!!)

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Quote: Originally posted by lissabuff on 01/8/2014

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only complaint seems to be directed at the sight of topless males........not females.......

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Quote: Originally posted by VangoMan02 on 01/8/2014

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Quote: Originally posted by lissabuff on 01/8/2014only complaint seems to be directed at the sight of topless males........not females.......

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Its not a complaint...its only a bit of banter

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Quote: Originally posted by borntoshop on 31/7/2014

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Quote: Originally posted by cwdc56768 on 31/7/2014

Oh really Rose. I ummed and ahhhed about mentioning toiletries and personal heigene as I anticipated that everyone would take this as read. But really!!! Obviously you need to take a hair dryer. How can anyone relax with one's hair in a mess? Mirror...well of course and it is also of benefit to have one that will hang from the cupboard behind the mirror so that you can see the back of the head whilst you dry the hair.

One cannot relax out in the sun without one's Panama keeping the perfectly coiffured hair in place in the event of a draft.

As for soggy flapping fabric I find that James always provides a change of clothes and is more than happy to go to the laundry room to dry and iron. Don't you have a James?

We don't get haystack hair, soggy flapping fabric and cut offs at Chatsworth. How very dare you

 

Phil

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That's all very well, but I belong to that enlightened breed that absolutely insists on her lady's maid having a whole week off every year, in addition to the half day each month. What, therefore, is the point of taking a hairdryer with no maid to wield it, or a mirror with no maid to hold it?

As for James, he's far too busy grooming the horses (and besides, the only hairstyle he knows is a plaited ponytail).

PS - Phil, do feel free to drop in any time you're passing the Palace

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Do you know just how long it takes, the older I get, to get handsom in the morning enough to venture out? Without the mirrors, hairdryer, gel, fixer, creams and clothes I just dare not let the world see me too early in the morning. Once the face and hair is sorted then I get into my slacks and shirt, cravat, and I am ready to walk the dog. Then its another hour or so for the little woman to get fit for the day....

Just doing above the shoulders is enough without having to touch up the body if I am to reveal all!

Phil 

Quote: Originally posted by bush56 on 30/7/2014Noticed more and more recently that men (sorry guys it is only you!) parading around sites without any kind of top covering. Generally this is not a pretty sight, given that there are very few campers with six packs. In the privacy of your own back garden, fine, but please consider that we may not all like to see it all hanging out!   

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