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16/5/2015 at 11:25am
Location: Auckland New Zealand Outfit: Toyota Hiace conversion
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Depends on my mood but as their numbers are fairly easy to recognise on caller ID, my latest is, as soon as I pick the phone up I ask for their credit card details and tell them calls are charged at $8 a minute. Sometimes, if I'm in a good mood I'll start having one sided phone sex with them, that seems to work really well, especially if it's a man calling LOL
------------- Alan in New Zealand
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16/5/2015 at 3:05pm
Location: Glasgow Outfit: Vango Mira 500. Higear Aura 300.
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I play them along....
Them..please press the windows key
Me...what does it look like
Them....a box
Me...a cardboard box
Them...madam please pay attention and follow my instructions
Them...press the key
Me...ok I pressed it
Them...ok what does it say
Me..ermmmm ermmmm oh yes, it says f*** right off you scamming b*******
I hung up after that and had a return call asking for the house owner as they were calling from microsofts legal department lol.
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16/5/2015 at 3:08pm
Location: Glasgow Outfit: Vango Mira 500. Higear Aura 300.
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The 2nd time they called me they told me the windows key looked like a flag, I asked them which countries flag, "I can't see a Scottish flag, is it blowing in the wind".
My parents were pestered time and time again about having a conservatory fitted so in the end my dad discussed it all on the phone set up an appointment etc then before hanging up he asked if the stilts were made of wood or metal, the caller was very confused until my dad explained they were one up in a flat lol
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16/5/2015 at 11:22pm
Location: Isle of Mull Outfit: 2 x Outwells Kairos 400 Caranex
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Took advice from people on here and got a call blocking phone. Yes, we still twitch a bit but if the phone only rings twice and then goes silent, it's another call blocked. When we check the calls list, it's quite fascinating.
For Mum's funeral service - this was at home - I disconnected the phone - didn't want the answerphone bleeb. Once over, I re-connected and in next couple of hours we had 10 calls, all scams. One intrepid individual did use the announced call facility and, as I know I have a friend of 50 years who is dying and son had same name as given so accepted call, only to find it was one of the c**p calls. I lost the plot - guess what? - the Minister took the phone and told the caller what was what in blunt terms without a single swear word - I wish I had his command of the English language.
Incidentally, has anyone has an increase of these scam calls getting later and later in the evenings? I had one at 2200 last night and it wasn't International.
------------- " When I die I don`t want my life to flash before me in an instant, I want it to be a 3 hour epic !"
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17/5/2015 at 6:42am
Location: fife Outfit: vw t5 adria isonzo
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had a mate who got pestered from a company selling conservatories,finally decided to have a laugh with them. told them that he could not get planning permission, and you better send someone out to survey and quote. appointment set and he sat by the window waiting on the rep to turn up.when he saw him he went out onto his balcony 4 stories up in a flat and shouted down to the rep NOW do you see my problem. rep not best pleased
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18/5/2015 at 11:03pm
Location: cheshire Outfit: wynnster venus 5 columbus 4
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i just tell them i havent got a computer, then they just go
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19/5/2015 at 11:56am
Location: Yorkshire Outfit: Gelert Horizon 6 Hi Gear Mojave 5
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Just say hang on, i'll turn it on. Then leave the phone unattended for 10 minutes before quietly hanging up. They haven't rung back anyway.
------------- Pally
The pen is mightier than the sword - but only if the sword is very small and the pen is very sharp...
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19/5/2015 at 1:13pm
Location: None Entered Outfit: Motorhome
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I have had 4 calls over two days from someone wanting to get into my computer. I am just fed up that my phone only rings now with scams or sales. In fact it is always on answerphone only had it turned on for last two days and this happens.
My mobile is starting to get a few but I never give the number out on line so hope to keep it to a minimum. Only family and friends have that number.
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19/5/2015 at 2:59pm
Location: North west Outfit: Kalahari 8
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crikey i thought i was a jedi night at winding these scamers up.
but looks like i am a yts compared to some of you lot.
find some good music for when you put them on hold.
some of the noisiest opera (works real quick)
ive also got one that plays the first few seconds of a song then sounds like an old record thats caught in a groove.
------------- if there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water
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28/5/2015 at 4:55pm
Location: Ayrshire Outfit: Auto2DSleeper+MHs
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I don't have time to play these folk along, and being told "I know where you live" is scary even though it's not true. I used to store the numbers in the phone's memory calling them "scam 1, scam 2" etc so that OH wouldn't answer it, but the memory wasn't big enough - I must have at least 50 different numbers. If I answer, when I'm expecting another call, I put the phone face down and leave it until it starts to buzz to say it's off the hook. If it's important, and I don't answer, the caller will leave a message.
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30/5/2015 at 10:40am
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Had a pestering conservatory company send a rep found to my first floor flat many years ago. He blew a gasket when I asked where it was going to be put.
Accused me of wasting his time and I pointed out the zillions of calls his company kept making to me were wasting mine so perhaps he could sort it out or I would be booking more reps to come round.
They stopped after that. Nothing like costing a company money to focus their attention.
I told another scammer to be careful what he said as I thought I was undergoing police surveillance for drug smuggling. He couldn't cut off quick enough lol.
Had a gumtree scammer trying to send his agent to collect something. I asked if the agent was James Bond or Jason Bourne and he didn't get it. He then replied he was at camp hence the agent collecting.
I replied I like men too and he's all confused in his response. Oh I said I thought you said you were camp ie gay. He stopped emailing after that .
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30/5/2015 at 7:40pm
Location: norfolk Outfit: vango tempest 200 icarus 500
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oh i like the surveillance one
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