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02/10/2008 at 12:53pm
Location: Leicestershire Midlands Outfit: Senator 6 Wyoming & Disco3
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I appreciate you want to close this, but please, as a woman, can I have the last word?
The five top reasons I love my Disco are:-
1. My bum never looks big when I am bending over getting something out of the boot
2. The rear view mirror is so big that I can still see what is behind me when I am putting on my lipstick
3. I love the heated seats, they keep me warm when I am wearing something a bit flimsy
4. I am sitting higher up than lots of other drivers, and they cant see down my cleavage
5. Finally, I love the look on men's faces when I reverse park perfectly in a small space, lower the suspension, and slither out off the cream leather seat!!!
There are some sensible reasons too, such as the way the chassis stops it rolling about, the suspension going up and down makes it easier to hitch up, the sat nav is brilliant, and the engine purrs!
Thanks
Nicky
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03/10/2008 at 7:38am
Location: Derbyshire Outfit: Adria Forma-Delica 2.8td-Movelite XL
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Quote: Originally posted by NickyHJ on 02/10/2008
I appreciate you want to close this, but please, as a woman, can I have the last word?
The five top reasons I love my Disco are:-
1. My bum never looks big when I am bending over getting something out of the boot Us men aren't allowed to comment as we'll be wrong
2. The rear view mirror is so big that I can still see what is behind me when I am putting on my lipstick We already know this about women
3. I love the heated seats, they keep me warm when I am wearing something a bit flimsy TUT, women never dress right for the conditions
4. I am sitting higher up than lots of other drivers, and they cant see down my cleavage SPOIL SPORT ! !
5. Finally, I love the look on men's faces when I reverse park perfectly in a small space, lower the suspension, and slither out off the cream leather seat!!! Now we know you're joining in the banter and joking
There are some sensible reasons too, such as the way the chassis stops it rolling about, the suspension going up and down makes it easier to hitch up, the sat nav is brilliant, and the engine purrs!
Thanks
Nicky
Dont think we could let a woman have the last word can we ?
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10/10/2008 at 12:08pm
Location: Consett Co.Durham Outfit: elddis affinity 544 ford kuga titanium
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and only one decent car among the three of us ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,mine
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10/10/2008 at 9:02pm
Location: Burnopfield Gods Country Outfit: Bailey Senator Oklahoma & Disco
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Quote: Originally posted by glenny54 on 10/10/2008
and only one decent car among the three of us ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,mine
Shut up Nugget your Korean tank ain't worth even talking about
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12/10/2008 at 8:19pm
Location: Oldham Outfit: Burstner S500TS Nissan Patrol 3.0 SVE
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Quote: Originally posted by Custer on 12/10/2008
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3ShJZnH3flQ&feature=related
Watch this. Look out for the 2 Jap craps near the end. This should settle the disagreements on this post.
Patrols sometimes don't make it either .........
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=m_ogvbAhUZs
but only sometimes ...........
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=IOWo8X84fSM
Cheers Andrew
Post last edited on 12/10/2008 20:33:43
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