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24/3/2013 at 8:09pm
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I'd love to know who named mine - the Toyota Granvia. Not a clue what it means but it's so odd that even many insurance companies have never heard of it

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24/3/2013 at 8:30pm
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Quote: Originally posted by Tigermouse on 24/3/2013
I'd love to know who named mine - the Toyota Granvia. Not a clue what it means but it's so odd that even many insurance companies have never heard of it



I have heard of it. Japanese import. Gran Via - grand road. spanish.


24/3/2013 at 10:22pm
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My Renault Espace. It's huge, I suppose, but the Renault Space. May as well have called it the Renault Ronseal. I'm going with Renault Twizy at the moment. That's pretty stupid.

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24/3/2013 at 10:35pm
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Quote: Originally posted by millermicm on 24/3/2013
Quote: Originally posted by Tigermouse on 24/3/2013
I'd love to know who named mine - the Toyota Granvia. Not a clue what it means but it's so odd that even many insurance companies have never heard of it



I have heard of it. Japanese import. Gran Via - grand road. spanish.

A Spanish name for a Jap car?? It does make sense though when split into two parts. The vehicle itself is a bit of a 'crossbreed', ie a Hiace Powervan body with a Landcruiser engine.

The one car name which bugs me is the Touareg - I can't even pronounce it mind understand what it means, and even worse some idiot gave that name to a tent!



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24/3/2013 at 10:39pm
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peugeots worse.. i mean , for instance..and i guess theres loads more as well...106 205 206 305 306 309 405 406 407 505 ????? how meaningless ??


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24/3/2013 at 10:44pm
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Touareg --- the name of a nomadic tribe from northern Africa I think., I stand to be corrected.

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25/3/2013 at 9:16am
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Ford names easily transpose- Mundano, Bogus, Fiasco? 

The new Vauxhall SUV-Mokka-that's coffee? Using numbers (peugot 306 etc, saab 93,95) probably a safe bet as they are unlikely to be rude words in other languages.

Although Toyota MR2 is an MR in France, as M-R deux sounds like "merde" in french!!! Whoops!



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25/3/2013 at 11:08am
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Skoda Yeti and Superb are two very good reasons why the German way of designating model numbers rather than names is preferable


25/3/2013 at 7:22pm
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What about motorcycles? Start with the Yamaha Tedium (TDM). anything but by the way !

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25/3/2013 at 8:12pm
 Location: Bolton Lancs
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My current drives,
Range Rover it does exactly what it says on the tin.
Greeves Silverstone (replica). Well it is a race bike
Suzuki GSX1100EFE commonly referred to as an Effie


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25/3/2013 at 8:19pm
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The best name of all, Audi entered Le Mans 24 hour race with the Etron cars. Etron is French for turd


25/3/2013 at 10:11pm
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Quote: Originally posted by tango55 on 24/3/2013
I know someone who had a sticky letter 'T' and covered it over some car names merely as a joke and then took a photo of it. The one was a Citroen 'Crosser' and covered the 'C' with the 'T' and the other was a Renault 'Clio' and covered the 'O' with the 'T'. The ladies didn't find it very funny though.



One of our officers has one of those funny little nissans, within a day of it turning up on the car park and with some cleverly applied tape it became a Nissan Joke (or shi**y) as its affectionately known


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26/3/2013 at 10:17am
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the idea is there, its named after the founder of opel, Adam Opel. works with the Ferrari Enzo, not so well for a GM car though.
am I the only one that finds the standard trim level names rediculous. "Jam, Glam and Slam" really...

About time they aimed a small car at men, all the ones around at the moment are just so Girly, with curves, shiny bits etc, or for 18y/o "hot hatch" types... [\rant]


26/3/2013 at 11:30am
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How about another version of the Adam-the "gran"?

It could come in hearing aid beige or brown, limited to 30mph. Complete with pretty knitted seat covers, and zimmer frame holder on the rear!

Oh and no air con, far too cold.Need a powerful heater and sat nav that takes you to the post office only!



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Renault Wind--gusting, gale force, light or maybe even trapped

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