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Beefysdad?????????

Quote: Originally posted by beefysmum on 26/5/2009

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Long , yes it feels like too bl**dy long sometimes. 25 years and he's still not trained properly. He has his good points, just can't think of what they are at the moment

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Ohh, I hear you on that one, I really do!

as this is a serious crime.the following punishment should be administered

1..a good kicking

2...a good slapping.

3...no going for a drink with his mates.

the punishment should be given in front of all uks members.and offering the chance to join in. charges for joining in as below

£1. two slaps

£2 a good boot in the rear

£1.50 for punch on the nose

£3 for a smack on the head with tent pole

spectators to be charged as follows

£2 for loan of seat. £1 to stand.  50p for a coffee. 30 for a tea.

a good verbal talking to be all who are there. swearing will involve a further £1

all money collected to for new clothes to replace the lost clothes

Castor 

LOL, sorry Debbie but the bit about the 3 mattresses in the bedroom and you trying to get them out had me laughing and my OH wondering what was so funny. Mine is completly hopeless too (husband that is)

Glad you got the clothes back!