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Quote: <snip> He usually does the washing up too - so it's done right and rinsed off properly!!!He also does all the cooking at work too - he's a chef

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Quote: Originally posted by hippycaz on 02/8/2009

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Watch what happens when you get a Cadac..........the complete testosterone fuelled he-man appears, I'm not even allowed to wash it........what a shame!! <IMG alt=17 src="https://www.ukcampsite.co.uk/chatter/forum_images/smiley2.gif" align=absMiddle> <IMG alt=17 src="https://www.ukcampsite.co.uk/chatter/forum_images/smiley4.gif" align=absMiddle>

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Quote: Originally posted by petemillis on 02/8/2009

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Quote: <snip> He usually does the washing up too - so it's done right and rinsed off properly!!!He also does all the cooking at work too - he's a chef

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This is something I've noticed a lot...women really can't wash up properly. They ALWAYS use far too much washing up liquid and end up with a sink full of bubbles, then bubbles all over the draining rack and everywhere. I prefer to wash up in just a few inches of hot, slightly soapy water, and rinse off under the tap as I'm putting things on the drainer. This way I never use more than half a sink of water to wash up the stuff after a meal for 6!

Women + dishwashers = rubbish as well. Us blokes, with our logical way of thinking and far superior spatial awareness can load up a dishwasher in such a way that the water flying around in there can get to every part of every item. Women, with their random thought processes and inferior spatial awareness, have a tendency to stack a dishwasher in such a way that dirty items are shielded from the water and still come out dirty. It's like they imagine there are little robots in the dishwasher that physically move everything around to wash it properly. Ladies, I can assure you that this isn't the case! The other problem with women loading dishwashers is that they always leave things poking down through the rack, or sticking up too high, so that the spraybars can't rotate, and then blame the dishwasher when stuff comes out dirty.

Cooking...well, I suppose women can do an acceptable job there. Obviously us blokes are better and are keen to demonstrate this fact when we have the time, which is why a higher proportion of us take over when camping. Also, I think it's safer if us blokes do it, after all women + open flames + tents = recipe for disaster. Bit too much to think about, and with poor spatial awareness I imagine the women putting the ol' barbie right next tot he tent and not really thinking about what might happen. At least us blokes make the home kitchen relatively safe by providing ovens and hobs that are securely fixed in place away from flammable materials.

Pete

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Quote: Originally posted by Safeway56 on 02/8/2009

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... I've been in the yard(camping next week) and made breakfast sausages and brewed up on two different primus stoves. I'll be back there shortly and making another brew, this time on a self-pressurising petrol fuelled stove...............................

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Quote: Originally posted by mikecandsarhab on 01/8/2009

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i do the cooking at home and camping, if i didnt we wouldnt eat, i just leave all the washing up to the misses.

mike

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Quote: Originally posted by Safeway56 on 02/8/2009

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a self-pressurising petrol fuelled stove

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