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PersonTrekkin Tekkie
13/6/2011 at 8:02pm
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water which way should I face?

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I was in a cafe once when a waitress went to clean up a spillage on the floor. Before bending down she twizzed her apron onto her back. Looked like a well rehearsed routine.

TT


Personmorgz84
13/6/2011 at 9:48pm
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Oh dear I also suffer from this issue. I'm an IT technician and I always dread having to patch in phones or data cables for desks; the connection points are all in boxes on the floor! Don't tend to worry to much when camping as there are usually plenty of blokes as fat as me around so surely they too feel my pain.

I've even been spotted waltzing around in my boxers first thing to stick the kettle on, forgetting that I'm in a tent with big windows, on a campsite in full view of any unfortunates who pass the tent or are pitched opposite.

Seriously though I really need to lose weight. I'm only 26, I should be in my prime; not sporting a beer gut and 2 inches of cleft!

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Personmillermicm
13/6/2011 at 10:09pm
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Quote: Originally posted by floggitt on 13/6/2011
Quote: Originally posted by millermicm on 13/6/2011

I am  naturist usually when caravanning. Don't have this problem. No one takes any notice.

 



Yes Steve so do I occasionally as well but I had a dilemma one day which maybe you can answer. We were pitching next to a male gay couple, using the motorhome the water filler was on their side of the van. So when filling up with water which way should I face?

That would depend entirely upon your own sexual orientation!



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PersonOpensauce
13/6/2011 at 10:15pm
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Quote: Originally posted by floggitt on 13/6/2011
Yes Steve so do I occasionally as well but I had a dilemma one day which maybe you can answer. We were pitching next to a male gay couple, using the motorhome the water filler was on their side of the van. So when filling up with water which way should I face?
Why do you assume either of them would find you sexually attractive?...


PersonOpensauce
13/6/2011 at 10:26pm
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Quote: Originally posted by millermicm on 13/6/2011
That would depend entirely upon your own sexual orientation!
No, it would depend whether he was a 'giver' or 'reciever'.


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Personmorgz84
13/6/2011 at 10:29pm
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Quote: Originally posted by floggitt on 13/6/2011
Quote: Originally posted by millermicm on 13/6/2011

I am  naturist usually when caravanning. Don't have this problem. No one takes any notice.

 

Yes Steve so do I occasionally as well but I had a dilemma one day which maybe you can answer. We were pitching next to a male gay couple, using the motorhome the water filler was on their side of the van. So when filling up with water which way should I face?

*Sound of wind whistling across the prairie*




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Personpingvin
13/6/2011 at 11:10pm
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Due to feeling a need to hide my imperfect body in long, floating garments I wore a long summerdress (which was buttoned in the front), last time I erected the bell tent. And due to my back- and hip problems I do not bend down for pegging out, but bend in the knees.
When I had finishes pegging and stretched out again, a bloke passed by and whistled. I looked down and recognized, that I was unbuttoned up to the waist...
But I have to say that I suddenly felt quite young - long ago I caused a man to whistle!

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Persontootsie
14/6/2011 at 1:35pm
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Quote: Originally posted by Tentz on 13/6/2011
Quote: Originally posted by floggitt on 13/6/2011Yes Steve so do I occasionally as well but I had a dilemma one day which maybe you can answer. We were pitching next to a male gay couple, using the motorhome the water filler was on their side of the van. So when filling up with water which way should I face?
Why do you assume either of them would find you sexually attractive?...

Have you not seen the pictures of him in his
P J'S?

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PersonTomsmum
14/6/2011 at 1:43pm
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Quote: And due to my back- and hip problems I do not bend down for pegging out, but bend in the knees.

As everyone should - bend your knees and not your back!
But whoops at the accidental nakidness!


Personsnowbirdcr
14/6/2011 at 2:03pm
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My knees will bend but then don't like to straighten again.... lol....

Grandchildren come in very useful at times.

My little granddaughter is only 4 but has a long back and whenever she bends down has a bad case of builders bum. She has some very long tops to cover up her confusion!!


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PersonWhippetlover
14/6/2011 at 4:56pm
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Quote: Originally posted by sarahsop on 13/6/2011
Chatting to a fellow camping friend couple of weeks ago about putting the tents up in the rain.... she said she often put the tent up in her swimming costume  Not something I'd be doing lol Good idea I suppose as skins easier to dry than clothes when you're packing light.... I really would put campers off their tea if I did that tho lol x

OMG I can't imagine doing that lol!

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Personfran1000
14/6/2011 at 5:52pm
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Quote: Originally posted by Tentz on 13/6/2011

No, it would depend whether he was a 'giver' or 'reciever'.

 

Or, in terminology employed by a gay friend of mine, rumper or rumpee.



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