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19/6/2006 at 10:36am
Location: Newton le Willows LANCASHIRE Outfit: Burnt out wreck
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Quote: Originally posted by Valk_scot on 19/6/2006
I always run through the campsite rules with my kids before I let them off the leash in a new campsite...last time I went camping, we had a novice family with us and I lined their kids up too and got the whole mob to repeat the rules back at me..
*Listen up you 'orrible little bleeders*
*You have entered MY camp...you are MY property*
*Is that clear?*................................YESSIR !!
*You are to follow MY rules...You are no longer persons in your own right *
*Is that clear?*.........................YESSIR !!
*You may have broken your mothers hearts but you won't break mine you 'orrible little people*
*Is that clear?*...........YESSIR !!
*Right...fall out...you are now Marines*
*Is that clear?*........YESSIR !!
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19/6/2006 at 12:54pm
Location: Scotland. Outfit: Conway Camargue Lots of Vangos. .
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Quote: Originally posted by Safeway56 on 19/6/2006
Quote: Originally posted by Valk_scot on 19/6/2006
I always run through the campsite rules with my kids before I let them off the leash in a new campsite...last time I went camping, we had a novice family with us and I lined their kids up too and got the whole mob to repeat the rules back at me..
*Listen up you 'orrible little bleeders*
*You have entered MY camp...you are MY property*
*Is that clear?*................................YESSIR !!
*You are to follow MY rules...You are no longer persons in your own right *
*Is that clear?*.........................YESSIR !!
*You may have broken your mothers hearts but you won't break mine you 'orrible little people*
*Is that clear?*...........YESSIR !!
*Right...fall out...you are now Marines*
*Is that clear?*........YESSIR !!
You were listening!
But they don`t say "YESSIR !!". They say "YESSIR SARGEANT MUMMY !!".
(Seriouly, they do. They`re taking the p***, but that`s what they call me. They still do what they`re told though, so I don`t mind. )
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