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19/6/2022 at 10:48pm
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A young infantry soldier is on Stag at 0300 when he sees a figure approaching his position.
"Halt!" He shouts out.
The figure continues to advance, so the young soldier places his rifle into the shoulder.
"Halt!" He shouts again, but still, the figure comes closer.
The frightened soldier switches his safety catch to fire and once more shouts out "Halt - or I shoot!"
The figure still moves towards him, so he fires three rounds into it.
At stand to, he climbs out of his trench and goes to where the figure once stood. There, bleeding on the floor, is a member of the Grenadier Guards.
"You stupid idiot!!!, I shouted 'halt' three times last night," says the young soldier
Coughing and spluttering blood, the Grenadier looks up at him and says:
"Yes, I know. But you gave it on the wrong foot!"
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via mobile 20/6/2022 at 6:54pm
about sums up the army
