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02/6/2021 at 9:58pm
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How long does it take to cook those "Boil In The Bag" goldfish that you can get at funfairs?

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02/6/2021 at 10:00pm
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A friend suffers from Kleptomania.

Should he take something for it?

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03/6/2021 at 12:12am
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Quote: Originally posted by Bridgelayer on 02/6/2021
How long does it take to cook those "Boil In The Bag" goldfish that you can get at funfairs?



Two minnows then stand for one minnow before serving.



03/6/2021 at 7:22am
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But store in a cool plaice before turbotting it out on to a plate.


via mobile 03/6/2021 at 11:11am
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Cod knows?


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Upon my sole, that recipe had me floundering and I used tobe a dab hand at that sort of thing


via mobile 03/6/2021 at 12:23pm
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Having a whale of a time with this one aren't we.


via mobile 05/6/2021 at 12:07pm
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I pinched a book on kleptomania, it tells you all the symptoms


06/6/2021 at 8:15pm
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Are people born with a photographic memory, or does it take time to develop?

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some days you are the tree.

Goodbye tension, hello Pension!


       


07/6/2021 at 8:18am
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Good Advice :

Don't eat yellow snow

Don't take sleeping pills and laxatives at the same time

Never trust a plumber who wears wellies.

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.



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07/6/2021 at 10:04am
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Why is there anything in a tin of evaporated milk?


via mobile 07/6/2021 at 10:39pm
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Why are condensed milk tins so big.

Tina


11/6/2021 at 3:45pm
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On Radio 4's Desert Island Discs,
when asked what luxury item they would take,
why does no one ever say a boat?

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some days you are the tree.

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21/6/2021 at 1:30pm
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I’ve put my Rottweiler on a vegan diet.

So far he’s eating one a week.

Do you think I’m over feeding him?

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21/6/2021 at 5:03pm
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Why is an older lady younger than an old lady?


24/6/2021 at 5:36pm
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I keep dreaming that I'm Suggs,


Is this the first signs of Madness?

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