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13/2/2021 at 7:39am
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Some verses for Valentines Day...
Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
Of loving beauty you float with grace.
If only you could hide your face.
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
But do not confuse
Hand sanitiser with lube.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
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Some days you are the dog,
some days you are the tree.
Goodbye tension, hello Pension!
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13/2/2021 at 9:14am
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Forecast is frosty in West Yorks on Feb 14
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13/2/2021 at 6:58pm
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Do you think she'll forgive me for this one?
Your eyes hold me captive,
Your Lips taste like wine,
And on this special day,
Even your farts are divine.
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I expect to read on Feb 15
"Darling I have missed you"
Her voice was full of pain.
She lifted up the revolver
And shot at him again"
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I treated my wife like a queen yesterday.
I licked the back of her head and stuck her to an envelope.
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15/2/2021 at 8:54pm
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My eyes are slowly opening now and the bruising is going down.
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Does your hospital allow visitors and if so do you like grapes?
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16/2/2021 at 11:04am
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The only grapes I get from SWMBO are sour...
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Some days you are the dog,
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Goodbye tension, hello Pension!
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