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04/3/2021 at 4:08pm
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SWMBO asked me to look on Aldi website to see what this week's offers are, she says what's taking so long, I said, I'm in a queue to get on the website and I've got to put a mask on before I can enter the site! She replied, that's scandalous - putting a mask on to enter a shopping site! Then she looked at the smile on my face, and went, oh you! I nearly believed you then!
No nearly about it!
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some days you are the tree.
Goodbye tension, hello Pension!
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04/3/2021 at 6:04pm
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Nice one.
I remember our honeymoon many years ago. On our journey to Cornwall we passed nearby to one of the first wind turbines installed in the UK.
My wife asked "what's that",I replied "It's a wind generator".
Nothing was then said for about ten minutes until my wife came out with
"Why would you want to generate wind?"
37 years later we are still together.
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05/3/2021 at 11:04am
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SWMBO said she wanted a skip on the drive.
I said, "Go for it fatty, you could do with some exercise."
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08/3/2021 at 2:09pm
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I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Richard , the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like NASA Mission Control, and asked him to come over.
Richard clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"
He replied, "It was an ID ten T Error".
I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An, ID ten T error?
What's that? In case I need to fix it again".
Richard grinned. "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"
"No," I replied.
"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."
So I wrote down: id10t. I used to like the little git.
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09/3/2021 at 1:03pm
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That's similar to the IBKAS fault that I keep getting.
Idiot between keyboard and screen.
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Some days you are the dog,
some days you are the tree.
Goodbye tension, hello Pension!
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