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Person664DaveS
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Personmoppetsdad
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You have to remember, whatever you say, someone will take offence.
Sorry if that comment has offended anyone.


Person664DaveS
11/3/2021 at 5:51pm
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Now I am retired am I allowed to be old and grumpy?

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Quote: Originally posted by 664DaveS on 11/3/2021

Now I am retired am I allowed to be old and grumpy?


Are you suggesting I am old and grumpy because I am retired?

I am very offended.


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PersonSGThomas
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What is the point of asying anything if it is not offensive?


Personoxter
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Quote: Originally posted by SGThomas on 11/3/2021
What is the point of asying anything if it is not offensive?


Your keyboard skills are carp.

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PersonSGThomas
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Personmoppetsdad
12/3/2021 at 12:07pm
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Quote: Originally posted by oxter on 11/3/2021
Quote: Originally posted by SGThomas on 11/3/2021
What is the point of asying anything if it is not offensive?


Your keyboard skills are carp.


Seems fishy to me or is that offensive

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Personoxter
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Quote: Originally posted by moppetsdad on 12/3/2021
Quote: Originally posted by oxter on 11/3/2021
Quote: Originally posted by SGThomas on 11/3/2021
What is the point of asying anything if it is not offensive?


Your keyboard skills are carp.


Seems fishy to me or is that offensive


It is offensive to carp😳 but I refuse to carp on about it in this plaice.

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PersonSGThomas
12/3/2021 at 4:11pm
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If I am herring you correctly it is but a dab on the offensive scale


Personoldham
12/3/2021 at 5:46pm
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This is not something we should Skate over, even if it is Codswallop.

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Personoxter
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Not a sole is listening, eel bet.

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If someone takes a fence is that stealing?


PersonSGThomas
13/3/2021 at 7:45am
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No, its just an old joke

You were perhaps floundering and came up with a load of pollocks.


Personmoppetsdad
13/3/2021 at 9:32am
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Quote: Originally posted by SGThomas on 13/3/2021
No, its just an old joke

You were perhaps floundering and came up with a load of pollocks.


Not really surprising as I believe he was an Ekipper!

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