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A horse is having a drink in a bar when a donkey walks in.
The pair get chatting over a few drinks and the donkey asks the horse what he does for a living.
The horse replies. " I'm retired now but I used to be a Champion racehorse." He pulls out his phone and shows the donkey a picture. "That's me in the Winners Enclosure at Epsom."
"What do you do?" asks the horse.
The donkey thinks, I'm not telling him I give rides to the kids at Scarborough beach and replies. "I'm retired too but I used to be a professional footballer." He picks up his phone and shows the horse a picture of a zebra.
"Who's that?" asks the horse.
The donkey replies. "That's me, when I played for Juventus"
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Never argue with fools........They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
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Topic: Horse & Donkey
