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Ireland on lock down due to the virus!! Paddy and Murphy have just been signed up by the army and are assigned to James Stephens Barracks in Kilkenny. They are given a rifle each and told: FROM NOW ON IT'S MARTIAL LAW!! Anyone caught out after 6 pm it's SHOOT TO KILL!!! On their first day, they are sitting on a rooftop in High Street when Paddy lets the gun go POP POP POP and shoots and kills a man who is walking along the footpath outside Boots. Murphy shouts JESUS PADDY WHAT ARE YOU DOING? IT'S ONLY 5.45! To which Paddy replies: I KNOW WHERE HE LIVES. HE'LL NEVER MAKE IT BY 6!!! 😂😂😂
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Topic: Martial law
via mobile 24/3/2020 at 4:46pm
theres not much to laugh about at the moment but every little helps
