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PersonErnie DB
25/3/2020 at 5:58pm
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A lot of people think they are experts on COVID-19 but they don't know their SARS from their EBOLA.

My bank has just emailed me, telling me to stay away from branches due to Covid-19. I don’t see how not touching a tree will help .

"Darling...fancy putting on the nurses uniform"?
"Ooh, cheeky boy...you feeling horny"?
"Nah...we've run out of bread"!

Single woman with hand sanitizer would like to meet a single man with toilet rolls for good clean fun.

'For the first time in history, you can help save the world just by lying on the couch watching TV all day
Do not f**k this up.'

Our Easter holiday to Centreparcs has been cancelled so we're recreating it at home by having the kids ride their bikes in the garden while I burn £20 notes

Prince Charles tests positive for COVID-19. Prince Andrew suspected of having had JENNIFER-16

An American who had recently returned from Vietnam has tested positive for COVID N-n-n-n-19

Decided not to listen to government advice or 111, because Sandra on Twitter turns out to be a microbiologist, national economical expert, housing advisor, mortgage guru, GP and national pandemic specialist .... who’d have thought? Only last week she was a full time mummy selling bath bombs on Facebook!


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Never argue with fools........They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.


Personjeff juke
07/4/2020 at 1:47pm
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Animals have feelings..

JEFF................


PersonSurfin
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They are funny especially the one below

Quote: Originally posted by Ernie DB on 25/3/2020
Decided not to listen to government advice or 111, because Sandra on Twitter turns out to be a microbiologist, national economical expert, housing advisor, mortgage guru, GP and national pandemic specialist .... who’d have thought? Only last week she was a full time mummy selling bath bombs on Facebook!





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