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Personjeff juke
07/4/2020 at 1:58pm
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Paddy was telling Mick about his first sky dive.

"When i got to the door i couldnt jump.So the 6ft 7" black instructor unzips his fly and drops out his 14"manhood and says if you dont jump your gonna get this baby up your arse.

Mick asks "Did you jump ?"

Paddy replies "Well a little bit when it first went in ".

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Animals have feelings..

JEFF................


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Welcome back jeff we have missed you I think, I hope you've been keeping well!

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I've stood on Lego and didn't even cry!!


Personjeff juke
07/4/2020 at 11:07pm
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Yes every thing is ok David just been on messenger a lot,Hope you are well too mate..wheres pussy face by the way ?

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JEFF................


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There I was sat on the edge of the bed pulling off my boxers when my wife said.................."you spoil those dogs"

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