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Personmoppetsdad
08/4/2020 at 12:25pm
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The Government has announced today that, for the Easter break, certain groups can go to go to parks and Beaches and invite friends round for BBQ’s.

IMPORTANT- PLEASE READ

While the majority of the population will remain in lockdown the following groups will be seen to gather together at Parks and beaches:

Imbeciles
Half wits
Morons
Troglodytes
Ignoramus’
Simpletons
Illiterates
Idiots
Anyone not in those groups must follow the guidelines set out by the Governments regarding social distancing

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PersonSGThomas
08/4/2020 at 12:44pm
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Hooray, I can go out!


PersonBernie47
08/4/2020 at 12:54pm
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Personjeff juke
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Oh dear Stuarts out his ward again

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Animals have feelings..

JEFF................


Personpnefan
via mobile 08/4/2020 at 11:58pm
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Persondavid8858
09/4/2020 at 12:40am
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Are you sure its not IgnoramI? Although I think the generic term ‘bell end’ would substitute adequately for all of the groups mentioned.

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09/4/2020 at 11:52pm
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Technically it would be ignoramo....1st person singular.
It is derived from ignorare the verb
Ignoramus is the 1st person plural.

It never should not be thought of as a 2nd declension noun as that would be the act of an ignoramus


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10/4/2020 at 7:30am
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Anyway "s**thead" is a better word


Personjeff juke
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