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PersonBob61
18/11/2019 at 9:46pm
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A man went into a bar and on seeing another man seated at the bar with a dog at his feet he asked, 'Does your dog bite?'

On being told his dog does not bite the man bent down to stroke the dog which immediately took a chunk out of his arm.

'I thought you said your dog doesn't bite'

The seated man said, 'It's not my dog'.


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19/11/2019 at 10:58am
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Well I thought it was funny anyway


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19/11/2019 at 11:32am
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I think everyone was laughing so hard that they couldn't reach the keyboard.

or

it was too old a joke even for Jeff.


PersonBob61
19/11/2019 at 12:56pm
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I think Peter Sellers did that joke in a Pink Panther film.

Can't remember which one though.


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Pink Panther Strikes Again


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Quote: Originally posted by colinlob on 19/11/2019
Pink Panther Strikes Again


That's the one!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXn2QVipK2o


PersonBob61
19/11/2019 at 4:54pm
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Peter Sellers must have nicked it from me



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