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A little boy got on the local bus and sat down next to a man reading a book; and he noticed he had his collar on backwards.
The little boy asked him, "Why are you wearing your collar backwards?".
The man, who was a Priest, said,
"I am a Father".
The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that".
The priest looked up from his book,
and pompously answered the boy,
''I am the Father of many.'
The boy said, ''My Dad has four boys,
four girls and two grandchildren; and he doesn't wear his collar that way!".
The priest, becoming impatient, said,
"I am the Father of hundreds", and he went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for
a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your pants on backwards ... instead of your collar."
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