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PersonRod+Ali
17/12/2013 at 7:42pm
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Mary had a little skirt
With slits up both the sides
And every time she wore it
All the boys could see her thighs

She also had another skirt
With a slit right up the front
........but she didn't wear that one very often !

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PersonMiserly
17/12/2013 at 11:56pm
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   quando omni flunkus mimicus24



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Personpnefan
18/12/2013 at 2:05pm
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Mary had a little lamb.
And it ran and ran.


PersonMiserly
18/12/2013 at 4:37pm
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Mary had a little lamb.
And it ran and ran and ran
'cos behind it with her cooking gear

Was our hungry friend pnefan

 


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Personpnefan
18/12/2013 at 8:37pm
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Good rhyming couplet but unfortunately you have the wrong gender. This he is a she!


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PersonMiserly
19/12/2013 at 1:00am
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Quote: Originally posted by pnefan on 18/12/2013
Good rhyming couplet but unfortunately you have the wrong gender. This he is a she!
  Sorted,and not at all sexist.24


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Personpnefan
19/12/2013 at 12:59pm
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HaHa. Like it, Miserly



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