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12/3/2014 at 10:29pm
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Ours was in Boismont, which is about 5 miles out of St Valery.


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Nope, wrong thread. D'Oh!


13/3/2014 at 8:57am
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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre.

So the bar man gave her one!


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Two blondes walk into a bar.

You'd have thought one of them would have seen it!

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A white horse walked into a bar and the barman said, 'We have a whiskey named after you'.

The horse said, 'What...Fred?'



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13/3/2014 at 1:33pm
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years since i heard that one Bob

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13/3/2014 at 2:29pm
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They don't make 'em like wot they used to


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Quote: Originally posted by pk10369 on 13/3/2014
A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre.

So the bar man gave her one!



The idea PK is that you post a new joke, not just repeat the jokes previously posted. Just google 'bar jokes' if you need a fresh one!


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14/3/2014 at 7:04pm
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I agree Ollie youve had a few off there too

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Elephant walks into a bar.

Manager looks up and says 'Well, that's that wall well and truly f#cked!'

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