Quote: Originally posted by Jo Parker on 05/2/2014Banana skin inside cycling shorts stops you getting saddle sore. Or just rub your behind (bum) with the inside of the banana skin, works just as well
When returning from the pub late at night go into a pizza shop, order a pizza to be delivered to your address and cadge a lift with the driver. It's cheaper than a taxi.
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