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Subject Topic: (Unintentional) comedy classics.... Post Reply Post New Topic
PersonMucker1884
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The old tv progs mentioned on another thread reminded me of a couple of classics.....

The snooker commentator (Whispering Ted Lowe, was it?) who said something along the lines of "For those of you watching in black and white, the pink ball is the one next to the yellow"!!!

And some nondescript female newsreader on t' wireless reading out the tennis scores...
"So and so beat such and such in four sets....6 minus 3, 6 minus 4, 2 minus 6, 6 minus 4".



Any other classic goofs that stick in your mind?

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PersonMiserly
22/12/2012 at 8:29am
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Quote "I'd love to see some sort of link to an intelligent/factual/believable/reputable source for these "facts", as without such, I'm rather tempted to say "What a load o' bo**ox"!!!"
    
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I can remeber listning to a  ventrilaquist on the radio. Archie Andrews and Peter Brough.

Wonder if they would get away with it now.24

WG


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PersonMrs. Bonce
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Which sports commentator said "he opened his legs and showed his class"?

Anne


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There is the Brian Johnson classic
"The bowler is Holding, the batsman's Willey"


My daughter, when a teenager, was describing a friend's decor,
"it was lovely pink wallpaer with a dildo all around the room"


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RAdio 4 and the Today program when Jim Naughtie referred to Jeremy *unt the Culture Minister.

The programme

It was so funny at the time, I nearly split my tea when I heard it.

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PersonMiserly
22/12/2012 at 11:08am
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Clicky thingy

Some of these are unlikely to be true,ie
17. True story... a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed
to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked... "So Bob,
where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" but still funny.

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PersonOliverDay
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Quote: Originally posted by Mrs. Bonce on 22/12/2012
Which sports commentator said "he opened his legs and showed his class"?

Anne


David Coleman.

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PersonMucker1884
22/12/2012 at 12:45pm
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Quote: Originally posted by Miserly on 22/12/2012
Quote "I'd love to see some sort of link to an intelligent/factual/believable/reputable source for these "facts", as without such, I'm rather tempted to say "What a load o' bo**ox"!!!"
    
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You misquoted, Miserly.

It actually said "...... and say no more about it!!"


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PersonThe Bimblers
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If memory serves, what Whispering Ted Lowe actually said was "........and, for those watching in black and white, the Brown is next to the Blue""

not that it's fundamental - the principle is the same.

There are a lot of howlers in the books 'Colmanballs' which I always felt was a misnomer. They should have been called 'Walkerballs' because there always seemed to be more from Murray Walker, such as ...........

"...... and don't forget that this car is unique. Except for the one behind it - which is identical"!

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Our local weather girl on tv once said...Today we will be mainly having weather! Ha ha we have never forgotten it! Class :)



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