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Personwelsue
10/1/2013 at 8:11pm
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Mathematics: this has an indisputable mathematical logic.

It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly ..... mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

but
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

and
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

and, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while HARD WORK and
KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there.
It’s the BULLsh*t and ASS KISSING that will put you over the top.
Now you know why some people are where they are!

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Sue W
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Personfloppy01
11/1/2013 at 11:00am
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like that 17

floppy



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PersonMucker1884
11/1/2013 at 1:24pm
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I like that too......, but I'm not floppy!

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Personleader64
11/1/2013 at 7:59pm
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Had a meeting this morning where the presenter told how giving 1% more would improve the company's productivity so much. After being able to get through the rest of the meeting by stifling my giggles, I was able to e-mail this to my saner colleagues.

I'll probably be looking for a new job next week.



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Kinky is using using a feather; wierd is using a whole damn chicken!



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