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Personjeff juke
17/1/2013 at 10:16pm
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Animals have feelings..

JEFF................


Personmadasaman
18/1/2013 at 11:41am
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Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder


PersonBridgelayer
19/1/2013 at 3:58pm
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They're selling Viagra in soluble form now. If you put it in your tea, it stops biscuits going soggy and dropping into your pot.


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PersonFrancophile1947
19/1/2013 at 8:00pm
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Quote: Originally posted by Bridgelayer on 19/1/2013
They're selling Viagra in soluble form now. If you put it in your tea, it stops biscuits going soggy and dropping into your pot.



I prefer to drink mine from a mug

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Cheers
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PersonBridgelayer
20/1/2013 at 12:13pm
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Pint pots in Yorkshire.
A mug's a fool.

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Some days you are the dog,
some days you are the tree.

Goodbye tension, hello Pension!


       


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PersonSGThomas
20/1/2013 at 5:18pm
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We use cup and saucer...bone china of course.


PersonMiserly
20/1/2013 at 6:55pm
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"Bone" china,I hope that was deliberate

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PersonStubb-z
08/2/2013 at 1:27pm
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I hear its given to old men in care homes.....apparently it stops them rolling out of bed!


Persontango55
08/2/2013 at 2:10pm
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The old un's (pun intended) are always the best!


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08/2/2013 at 4:02pm
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Quote: Originally posted by Miserly on 20/1/2013
"Bone" china,I hope that was deliberate


If I have to explain it, a gem is transmuted into a pearl.


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08/2/2013 at 8:01pm
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Round our way the local yobs put viagara in their eyes, to make them look hard.

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Binary, it's as easy as 1 10 11.


Personjeff juke
08/2/2013 at 10:26pm
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My mate tried it and all he got was a stiff neck..

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Animals have feelings..

JEFF................



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