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20/3/2013 at 1:42am
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A doctor in Dublin wanted to get
off work and go fishing, so he approached his
assistant.


'Murphy, I am going fishing
tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take
care of the clinic and take care of all me
patients.'


'Yes, sir!' says
Murphy.


The doctor goes fishing and
returns the following day and asks:'So, Murphy, how was your
day?'


Murphy told him that he took care
of three patients.


'The first one had a headache so
,so I gave him Paracetamol.'


'Bravo Murphy lad, and the second
one?' asks the doctor.


'The second one had indigestion
and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir'says
Murphy.


'Bravo, bravo! You're good at
this. And what about the third one?'asks the
doc.


'Sir, I was sitting here and
suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman borsts
in, Like bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes,
taking off everyting including her bra and her panties and lies down on the
table, spreading her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME for the love of St Patrick!
For five years I have not seen a man!'




'Tunderin' Lard, Murphy, my boy,
what did you do?' asks the doc.




'I put drops in her
eyes!'




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Animals have feelings..

JEFF................


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Anybody want me to explain this joke

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Animals have feelings..

JEFF................


20/3/2013 at 8:09pm
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No


20/3/2013 at 8:39pm
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Was it a joke then?     I thought it was a script for a new TV show.

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I've stood on Lego and didn't even cry!!


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I knew i would get replies

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Animals have feelings..

JEFF................


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sod em Jeff    I liked it


21/3/2013 at 9:48pm
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Animals have feelings..

JEFF................


22/3/2013 at 12:36am
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can't see it myself


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you just need eye drops


22/3/2013 at 7:33am
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oh dear hahaha

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hi to all
we have a hobby 6 berth single axle 1995-1997 23ft nose to nose.
my self and my good lady wife and four children love our van yes its old and we are doing it up bit by bit .i am disabled my good lady and children are my world.we love to talk me meet new people.


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24/3/2013 at 8:31am
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Shoite,I tink its Murphy dat needed de eye drops!!!



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