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Personmoppetsdad
14/5/2013 at 6:34am
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Confucius Say: It's OK to let a fool kiss you; but don't let a kiss fool you.
Confucius Say: A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.
Confucius Say: It is better to lose a lover than love a loser.
Confucius Say: Man with a broken condom is called a Daddy.
Confucius Say: Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax doesn't know if he's coming or going.
Confucius Say: A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
Confucius Say: Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, and you lose interest.
Confucius Say: Viagra is like Disneyland ... a one-hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
Confucius Say: It is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want
Confucius Say: A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don't get it

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David

    

I've stood on Lego and didn't even cry!!


Personmillermicm
14/5/2013 at 8:32am
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That Confucious guy - couldn't stop him talking.


PersonThe Bimblers
14/5/2013 at 10:14am
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Not the fact that he said all that that amazes me; it's the prescience!


Just imagine, he lived about 2500 years ago - yet knew about Viagra!



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Camping........ Fishing........ Fishing........ Camping........ Oooh. Decisions, decisions
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Personmattlad
14/5/2013 at 11:32am
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And Disneyland!

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Love a lot. Trust a few. But ALWAYS paddle your own canoe!!
Minds are like parachutes:- They only function when they are open!!!
Those who talk don't know.
Those who know don't talk.


PersonTigermouse
14/5/2013 at 11:34am
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Confucious say: When fly going east meets flea going west the time is fly past flea.

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Tigermouse


I have a very temperamental personality - 50% temper and 50% mental


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PersonStressed Al
14/5/2013 at 12:07pm
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Confucious say... Man who walks sideways through airport turnstile is going to Bangkok!

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Al


PersonTigermouse
14/5/2013 at 12:59pm
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Tigermouse


I have a very temperamental personality - 50% temper and 50% mental


PersonThe Vicar
14/5/2013 at 4:19pm
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Confucious say... Swinging chain means warm seat

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A Fart is only Natures Ringtone

Finish what you sta


Persontedthebear
14/5/2013 at 4:32pm
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Confucious say....   Man with hole on pocket feel cocky all day

Confucious say..  Rape impossible, lady with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down

A Fart smells for the benefit of the deaf.


Personmattlad
14/5/2013 at 10:07pm
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Confucious say:- Man who go to bed with itchy bottom wake up with smelly finger!

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Love a lot. Trust a few. But ALWAYS paddle your own canoe!!
Minds are like parachutes:- They only function when they are open!!!
Those who talk don't know.
Those who know don't talk.


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Personjeff juke
15/5/2013 at 5:51am
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Animals have feelings..

JEFF................


PersonSGThomas
15/5/2013 at 4:09pm
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Confucius he say

Man who craps on weighing machine does business on big scale

Man who takes chicken camping has foul intent


Persongeneralhawk
16/5/2013 at 1:25pm
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Confucious him say "womans kiss is like a spiders web-------leads to flies undoing

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hawk

"Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone"

I have the body of a greek god - its in my freezer


Personjosey60
19/5/2013 at 5:10pm
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Confucius say… at a nudist wedding, you don't have to ask – you can see who the best man is.

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Exercise every day and Die Healthy....

JOSEY60


Persondodge20
19/5/2013 at 10:41pm
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Confucius say: 'Man who stick willy in cookie jar must be f*$%ing crackers'. 

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Dance before the storm and don't look back to where you've been.

If you can keep your head when all around you are losing theirs, you obviously haven't grasped the gravity of the situation.

I don't want it I just need it.


PersonSteve Batch
23/5/2013 at 8:25pm
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Confucius say: man go to bed with woman on mind wake up with solution on belly

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Steve Batch



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