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PersonSGThomas
24/7/2013 at 10:36pm
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Rene Descartes goes into a sandwich shop and says,
"I would like a chicken and tomato in white bread"

The owner said "I am sorry we only have wholemeal bread and all the chicken has gone. Will turkey do instead"

Descartes said " I think not " and disappeared


Personstevie1
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    ???

 



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Rene Descartes as far as I know was a French mathematician so I'm with 'stevie1'. We don't get the joke ???


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24/7/2013 at 11:40pm
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your right tango 55 he was. im still trying to fathom out this joke. somebody, HELP!

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Personjanus
24/7/2013 at 11:45pm
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Descartes was the philosopher who said "I think therefore I am " as proff of his existance.



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For a licence dated 1997 or later you must add together the plated max weight of the caravan and trailer, if the total is 3500 or less you can tow it. You may even tow a caravan with a MAM greater than the cars unladen mass the restriction was removed in 2013

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PersonMiserly
25/7/2013 at 12:14am
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Should have posted this in the trailer tent section Stuart,WE all got it!

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PersonSGThomas
25/7/2013 at 7:14am
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"Cogito ergo sum".   I must stop assuming parity of intellect.

Another for the trailer tent owners.

A Higgs Boson particle went to St Peter's in Rome, but the pope would not let him in.
The particle said "Unfortunately you have no choice but to let me in, as you can't have mass without me."


PersonMiserly
25/7/2013 at 8:51am
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All that money spent at CERN and the bloody thing was in Rome all the time.


Mummy,Mummy,I've lost an electron!

Are you sure?

Yes,I'm positive.

Post last edited on 25/07/2013 09:04:11

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Personstevie1
25/7/2013 at 10:28am
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they cant be All clever ***s in trailer tent section Miserly

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PersonSGThomas
25/7/2013 at 11:15am
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Quote: Originally posted by stevie1 on 25/7/2013
they cant be All clever ***s in trailer tent section Miserly


Oh but they are!!


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PersonSGThomas
25/7/2013 at 11:17am
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A photon goes to a hotel and checks in.
"Have you any luggage?" enquired the receptionist.

The photon replied " No, I am travelling light."


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Takes me back to rag weeks in Chester many many years ago (a proper college,not one that used to be a bus stop).
The Doppler effect: The faster the jokes come,the worse they get!

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Personmike.wilkinson
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A logicians wife has a baby,the nurse hands it to the logician,then looking at her husband the new mother asks is it a boy or girl,the logician answers yes.

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they said it couldnt be done so i left it and went camping

a bad days camping is better than a good day at work


PersonMiserly
25/7/2013 at 1:27pm
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Schrödinger might have been a clever bloke,but he was a rubbish driver,every time he looked at his speedo,he got lost.

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PersonSGThomas
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He was stopped by the police who said "Did you know you had a dead cat in the boot?"

To which he replied "I do now"


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You been spending too much time in France with the french Stuart ,, ;-)

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Right next to the potatoes and veg ,,,



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