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19/9/2013 at 6:25pm
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Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man
walking with his legs
spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.



One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry
Syndrome. Those people walk just
like that."



The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has
Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly
and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class."



Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached
him and one of the
students said to him, "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice
the way you walk, but we
couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it
is?"



The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine
medical students think."



The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."



The old man said, "You thought.... But you are wrong."



The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."



The old man said, "You thought... But you are wrong."



So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"



The old man said, "I thought it was GAS... But I was wrong, too!"


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73 going on 25
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder



19/9/2013 at 7:21pm
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Les

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19/9/2013 at 8:28pm
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Animals have feelings..

JEFF................


20/9/2013 at 8:51pm
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Wasn't this joke originally in Carry on Doctor with Jim Dale?




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Camping........ Fishing........ Fishing........ Camping........ Oooh. Decisions, decisions
:-)


20/9/2013 at 9:35pm
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Youve some memory for your age Bims

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Animals have feelings..

JEFF................


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23/9/2013 at 1:27pm
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dunno, came to me from Oz, and not the wizard.

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73 going on 25
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder



23/9/2013 at 7:38pm
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Quote:   by madasaman on 23/9/2013 at 1:27pm

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dunno, came to me from Oz, and not the wizard
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Well, that explains it: they probably think that the Carry On series are current, up-to-date and exciting.




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Camping........ Fishing........ Fishing........ Camping........ Oooh. Decisions, decisions
:-)


24/9/2013 at 9:05pm
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That's what is known as a fait, it starts off as a fart but half way through turns into something else

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Binary, it's as easy as 1 10 11.


24/9/2013 at 11:03pm
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A workmate several years ago used to sometimes ask, "Should wind have lumps in it?", while another used to say "Never ask why someone is wearing bicycle clips when they're not riding their bike...."

Gram

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