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17/10/2013 at 7:37pm
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A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out
of $10,000,000.

His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first
place.

It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing and
would therefore never have to testify in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about the missing $10million,

he takes along his lawyer, who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is."

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, Where's the money?

Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."

The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are
talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him
again or I'll kill him!"

The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."

Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown
briefcase,

buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house.."

The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"

The lawyer replies, "He says: f ** k you, you don't have the balls to pull
the trigger."

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Nature can provide for mans needs but cant cope with his greed


18/10/2013 at 2:09pm
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ha ha ha very good


18/10/2013 at 4:37pm
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18/10/2013 at 5:00pm
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And what did the godfather find behind the shed?








































A load of bricks ( the lawyer had got there first)   

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David

    

I've stood on Lego and didn't even cry!!



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