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Personmoppetsdad
11/11/2013 at 10:41am
 Location: The foot hills of no
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Really? I found her to be a right Payne!

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David

    

I've stood on Lego and didn't even cry!!


Personjeff juke
11/11/2013 at 12:02pm
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Maybe shes needing a Breakaway ?

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Animals have feelings..

JEFF................


Personmoppetsdad
11/11/2013 at 12:15pm
 Location: The foot hills of no
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She might get one at the pub you know the one, the Army and Navy it's quiet a sweet place I'm told.

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David

    

I've stood on Lego and didn't even cry!!


Personjohnshelly2
11/11/2013 at 1:28pm
 Location: Barnsley South Yorkshire
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The Army and Navy is for 'Heroes' isn't it?

regards

John

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PersonThe Vicar
11/11/2013 at 3:24pm
 Location: Suffolk
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or as they say down souff.......areos

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A Fart is only Natures Ringtone

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PersonEldiss Angel
11/11/2013 at 8:12pm
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I heard the dairy milk this story quite a lot now.


Personjohnshelly2
12/11/2013 at 9:16am
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Being a 'Yorkie' I needed a 'Boost' so I took a 'Penguin' to the 'Starbar' to watch some 'Minstrels' playing, I'll give a 'Twirl' and ask how many 'Freddo's' do I get for that?

Regards

John

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PersonThe Vicar
12/11/2013 at 9:25am
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I think he is a right Wonka

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Personjeff juke
12/11/2013 at 11:42am
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Me too....i heard he was a fishermans friend.

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Animals have feelings..

JEFF................


Personmoppetsdad
12/11/2013 at 12:08pm
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He was when he dabbed his sherbert!

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PersonThe Vicar
12/11/2013 at 12:40pm
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Wasn't he in that fishing film.....you know the one it had a cast of thousands

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Personuxb443
12/11/2013 at 7:01pm
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No. Not a fishing film; a South American one with a cast of thousands and the star was an Aztec.....



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