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i was down the seafront this morning having a morning stroll when i noticed a woman sitting on a breakwater. as i got closer i noticed she was a mermaid so i wandered onto the beach for a chat. we seemed to hit it off and after an hour or so she said ''will you kiss me? ive never been kissed before'' so obligingly i gave her a kiss. A little while later she asked me touch her tits "so i know what it feels like" she says..so again i do the 'decent thing and give her a fondle..we chatted some more when she suddenly says " will you f**k me please?" i looked around and said "you already are f**ked sweetheart, the tides gone out!
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Nature can provide for mans needs but cant cope with his greed
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Topic: I met a mermaid
