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Personscreech36
22/1/2014 at 9:01pm
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This gave us a good giggle.
It's quite long but well worth reading it all.

http://themetapicture.com/dear-neighbor/


PersonGram
22/1/2014 at 9:56pm
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Brilliant; what (for me) adds to it is the closing comment from Flecker - reminds me one of the questions about Australia which were posted on an Australian Tourism Website:
(see here)

"Q. Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A. A-U-S-T-R-I-A is the quaint little country bordering G-E-R-M-A-N-Y, which is...oh, forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys' Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked."



Gram

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Personduffs54
23/1/2014 at 8:30am
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Briliant, my neighbour has been moaning about one shining in her daughters bedroom, so I have sent it to her in case she needs some ideas!

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Personmadz
23/1/2014 at 9:24am
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I love David Thorne his books are great.


PersonSGThomas
23/1/2014 at 9:37am
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My niece lives in America and is married to a local man from Georgia. (He makes the Clampits seem intelligent)


Tried out the question on him

Q. Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A. Yes, but you will have to learn it first.

He is still trying to work it out


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PersonMiserly
23/1/2014 at 9:27pm
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  I think he had a point Stuart,after all whatever comes out of an Essexman's mouth can hardly be called English. Even those from Wishaw are more eloquent (if you can hear them over the noise of the little bells ).



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Personpnefan
23/1/2014 at 11:30pm
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Like the comments posted at the bottom of correspondence. Especially the one about installing a line of mirrors to bounce back the light......


PersonJonshen
22/7/2015 at 9:58am
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Haha loved it. Definitely something new


PersonMiserly
23/7/2015 at 8:41am
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Quote: Originally posted by Jonshen on 22/7/2015
Haha loved it. Definitely something new


Well,it was once

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Personjeff juke
26/7/2015 at 12:55pm
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Animals have feelings..

JEFF................


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Personlynles
28/7/2015 at 10:58pm
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Brilliant, we put a small one up when we moved in here and the old lady at the back claimed her husband fell off the chair the first time it lit up, and would I kindly aim it down please. It ended up lighting up just the patio door and she still reckoned it was too bright


PersonSGThomas
29/7/2015 at 8:15am
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The ironic thing is that the brighter the security light, the less efficient it is in deterring thieves.

The brilliant glare creates pitch black shadows which help anyone trying to creep up.

A 100 - 150w bulb is sufficient but it does seem to be a macho thing


PersonOliverDay
29/7/2015 at 1:10pm
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When Kennedy visited Macmillan at Birch Grove the gardens were so well lit from the house that you couldn't see the house from the garden - it was just the brightness of the light. Designed so that the security guards could see anyone approaching but they couldn't see them.

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Camping Les Gorges du Loup



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