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Personjohnshelly2
16/6/2014 at 5:20pm
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A Scots Piper was driving around town showing off his brand new Astra convertable, After parking up he goes for a 'wee dram', he suddenly remembers he'd left the car top down and his priceless Bagpipes were on the back seat,He ran as fast as he could back to the car but he was too late,   another six sets of Pipes had been dumped there!.

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Personmoppetsdad
16/6/2014 at 5:33pm
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PersonGram
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While I like the sound of the pipes - both "Scottish" and "Uilleann" pipes, I also appreciate the likening of the Scottish pipes to "a cat being tucked under an arm and its tail being bitten".....

Gram

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Personjeff juke
20/6/2014 at 4:11pm
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Youve some imagination Gram

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Animals have feelings..

JEFF................


PersonThe Bimblers
21/6/2014 at 4:11pm
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Why do Bagpipe players walk while playing?

To try and get away from the noise.



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Personstrax
24/6/2014 at 11:55am
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I remember my Grandpa, a traditional Scotsman complaining about his neighbours in London. "So rude" he'd say, "..banging on the walls until all hours of the morning. "

"Some times ah couldna hear maself play..."


Personjohnshelly2
24/6/2014 at 2:54pm
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Regards
John

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