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22/7/2014 at 11:53am
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A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments at Costa Coffee.
"My arms have become so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.
"Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee."
"I couldn't even mark an X at election time because my hands are so crippled", volunteered a third.
"What? Speak up! What? I can't hear you", said one elderly lady.
"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said another, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
"My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!" exclaimed another.
"I forget where I am and where I'm going," said another.
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.
The others nodded in agreement.
"Well, count your blessings," said a woman cheerfully. "Thank God we can all still drive."


22/7/2014 at 2:19pm
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Too close to home to be funny


22/7/2014 at 2:32pm
 Location: None Entered
 Outfit: 2005 Viking Saga 1906ST
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When a lady here was arrested for dangerous driving, she said she was not dangerous, only 98!!!!

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2005 VIKING Saga 1906ST European



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