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OliverDay

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Quote: Originally posted by VangoMan02 on 22/9/2014
I am down in half pint shandy land for 3 nights (York),can't wait to get back to George Square for some peace and quiet.

Well if you will go out wearing a skirt you can't blame the bar maid getting confused and serving you a lassies drink.

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Quote: Originally posted by Miserly on 22/9/2014
Me thinks somebody is a bit grumpy since the referendum results came in. Those youths are probably just celebrating being able to vote for the first time, you can drop them off on the way back home. One good thing has come from all this, we get to keep the gorgeous Lorraine Kelly.

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I hope you dont have the hairy hand out

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22/9/2014 at 7:47pm
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Quote: Originally posted by Miserly on 22/9/2014
Me thinks somebody is a bit grumpy since the referendum results came in. Those youths are probably just celebrating being able to vote for the first time, you can drop them off on the way back home. One good thing has come from all this, we get to keep the gorgeous Lorraine Kelly.

Post last edited on 22/09/2014 06:58:41

Think they were the ones from George Square and are know back home along with there dads

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VangoMan02

22/9/2014 at 7:52pm
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Quote: Originally posted by OliverDay on 22/9/2014

Quote: Originally posted by VangoMan02 on 22/9/2014I am down in half pint shandy land for 3 nights (York),can't wait to get back to George Square for some peace and quiet.

Well if you will go out wearing a skirt you can't blame the bar maid getting confused and serving you a lassies drink.

Thats not what you said last night Oliver..I didn't recognise you at first behind the bar with that sexy wee frock on but the blonde wig just doesn't work ..

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OliverDay

22/9/2014 at 8:23pm
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Quote: Originally posted by VangoMan02 on 22/9/2014

Quote: Originally posted by OliverDay on 22/9/2014

Quote: Originally posted by VangoMan02 on 22/9/2014
I am down in half pint shandy land for 3 nights (York),can't wait to get back to George Square for some peace and quiet.

Well if you will go out wearing a skirt you can't blame the bar maid getting confused and serving you a lassies drink.

Thats not what you said last night Oliver..I didn't recognise you at first behind the bar with that sexy wee frock on but the blonde wig just doesn't work ..

Well I'm surprised that you recognised me at all, but then you were trying to chat me up all night. At least my skirt wearing fetish is only acted out at weekends.

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23/9/2014 at 2:48am
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Will i book a room for you two

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23/9/2014 at 7:20am
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Would that be a night at the Red Squirrel?

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I must be missing some thing whats the Red Squirrel ?

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23/9/2014 at 10:02pm
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Thats his pet name for his little winkie,thats why he is such a popular ladyboy! He has no b***s

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Miserly

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Quote: Originally posted by jeff juke on 23/9/2014
I must be missing some thing whats the Red Squirrel ?

It's a sort of camping ghetto, away from civilised folk. Owners of the two youth hostels close by often complain about the noise, though on a quiet night you can hear the tuts from the nearby club site.

Some great reviews on here. Great location for Glencoe walks and staggers!

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24/9/2014 at 9:20pm
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Quote: Originally posted by VangoMan02 on 23/9/2014
Thats his pet name for his little winkie,thats why he is such a popular ladyboy! He has no b***s

And you promised me you wouldn't tell anybody, as you were stroking it with your tongue.

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LobeyDosser

24/9/2014 at 10:22pm
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I see there is talk of a Second Referendum.

Oh Jolly Hockey Sticks. Here we go again!!!!

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And all because Cameron wants to hear that majestic purr again.

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Quote: Originally posted by OliverDay on 24/9/2014
And all because Cameron wants to hear that majestic purr again.

Ahhh! CAMERON! Now there's a good old fashioned English name.

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