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26/1/2015 at 2:46pm
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Bob and the Blonde

     

     
    Bob walked into a bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

    The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
     

     
    The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
     
    Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

    The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

    Bob placed a £20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
    Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

    The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her £20 to Bob. "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
     

     
    Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, so I knew he would jump."

    The blonde replied, "I did, too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."


    Bob took the money.


26/1/2015 at 6:10pm
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Oh well,one out of two ain't bad!

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04/2/2015 at 8:47pm
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I keep watching the Great Escape every year just to see if Steve Mcqueen will make it over that barb wire fence

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Animals have feelings..

JEFF................


04/2/2015 at 9:17pm
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Quote: Originally posted by jeff juke on 04/2/2015
I keep watching the Great Escape every year just to see if Steve Mcqueen will make it over that barb wire fence



    And does he?

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04/2/2015 at 10:44pm
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Quote: Originally posted by jeff juke on 04/2/2015
I keep watching the Great Escape every year just to see if Steve Mcqueen will make it over that barb wire fence


I'm guessing you still think that McQueen is one of your clan.


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04/2/2015 at 10:58pm
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Was the blonde called Lounger by any chance?

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07/2/2015 at 9:29pm
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I didn't like this one though
(Too much watching of Aldi ads, sorry!)


09/2/2015 at 10:53am
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17  I doubt McQueen will try to ride over the fence again Jeff. He's Dead !



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