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09/2/2015 at 11:50pm
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The British Border Patrol is asking citizens be on the lookout for a red 1951 Chevy that they suspect is being used to smuggle illegal immigrants from Calais to Dover, through the Channel Tunnel.   

If you see the vehicle, pictured below, and have reason to believe that it is the suspect vehicle, you are urged to contact your local police station.    













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Animals have feelings..

JEFF................


10/2/2015 at 8:11am
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It is believed that they are coming up from North Africa and then through Gibraltar and into the continent that way.
As they get towards the Pyrennees they hope to avail themselves of the local laws to be allowed free travel

They hope, when they arrive at Dover that no one would expect the Spanish imposition.


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SG, did you go to see the stage show when they reformed then?


10/2/2015 at 1:00pm
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No but I managed to get tickets for the show in Madrid. It was easy because no one expected the Spanish exposition


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Enough!


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10/2/2015 at 11:00pm
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Good one Jeff ;-)

So Stuart , I see the frogs no longer letting you in and so to Spain and the pythonesque links , or is that just your Spanish indecision ?

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There's a place for all gods creatures ,,

Right next to the potatoes and veg ,,,


10/2/2015 at 11:07pm
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Nice motor, does it run?

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VENI VIDI VACATIOUS (I came, I saw, I stayed for an holiday).


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It must be on the last leg of the journey.


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Know it doesn't look it. . . . . but you should see how fast it goes when you throw a couple of gallons of petrol into it!      







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Camping........ Fishing........ Fishing........ Camping........ Oooh. Decisions, decisions
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