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23/2/2015 at 3:11pm
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Few of my favourite meta jokes.

John) Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Lucy) Being eaten by a shark.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman says:

Why the long face?

And the horse says:

Ive got malaria.

And the best one of all -

An Irishman walks past a bar.


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“...reality, however utopian, is something from which people feel the need of taking pretty frequent holidays....”


24/2/2015 at 7:49am
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My favourite is about the salesman who ends up in the middle of nowhere after his car breaks down. After walking miles,he finds a farm and asks the farmer for a bed for the night. The farmer is only too pleased to help and tells the him that he can sleep with his beautiful 20 year old twin daughters,wherein the salesman storms off muttering "I'm in the wrong joke"

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Silence is golden
Duct tape is silver


27/2/2015 at 8:05pm
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Ahh great stuff, I thought I was alone in my appreciation of jokes about jokes.

I'm going to keep that one. Sir I salute you!

I'm sure you've heard it but on a similar vein. An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub and the barman says "what is this, some kind of a joke!"

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28/2/2015 at 7:20pm
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My wife's gone to the West Indies.
Jamaica?
No, Barbados.


28/2/2015 at 7:36pm
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down to drink a beer.

After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do....Why?"

The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you’d like to know that your horse is almost dead outside!"


The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse water and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.



The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better." Tonto said, "Sure" Kippersarnie" and took off running circles around Silver.


Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the saloon to finish his drink.




A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, "Who owns that big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him this time?"



(..I JUST LOVE THIS PART....)



"Nothing, but you left your injun runnin!"






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(..I JUST LOVE THIS PART....)

thank you for sharing this fantastic insight...without it we would have not realised the joke had finished.


16/3/2015 at 8:29pm
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                                                                                                                               "Nothing, but you left your injun runnin!"
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Reminds me of Les Dawsons joke about an Engineering company that made earings for red indians.



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