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One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each
Other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little horny
With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and
Smiling, he says to her, "Honey, would you have sex with me?"
Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" he asks, grinning at her.
"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
"Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
"No way. It's just too risky!"
"Oh please, please, I love you so much!"
"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
"Oh yes you can. Please?"
"No, no. I just can't"
"I'm begging you..."
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's older sister
shows up in her pyjamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice, she says:
"Dad says to go ahead and have sex with him, or I can do it... Or if need be
Mom says she can come down herself and do it. But for God's sake, tell him to
take his hand off the intercom!"
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Topic: Good night kiss
