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Subject Topic: Two old ladies. Post Reply Post New Topic
Personjeff juke
14/6/2015 at 12:10pm
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Two old ladies were chatting one day. They were talking about this and that and the subject finally got around to sex. The first old lady said she enjoyed sex all the time, and just as much as ever. The second old lady was surprised and asked her what her secret was. The first old lady said when she hears her husband pulling the car into the garage she hurries and takes a shower, jumps into bed and throws her feet up over her head. When her husband comes into the bedroom he gets turned on and has his way with her.
The second old lady decides to try this approach so that night when she heard her husband coming home, she takes a quick shower, jumps into bed and throws her feet up over her head. her husband comes into the bedroom takes one look and says, "For God's sake Maude, comb your hair and put your teeth in."




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JEFF................


PersonMiserly
14/6/2015 at 12:19pm
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So soon Jeff?

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PersonHighlander09
14/6/2015 at 12:48pm
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😂

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Personjeff juke
14/6/2015 at 1:23pm
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I think ive got a touch of dementia setting in

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JEFF................


PersonMiserly
14/6/2015 at 1:26pm
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I thought it was great,never seen it before

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