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Personmattlad
16/10/2015 at 7:04pm
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An Englishman walks into a bar.

The Irishman, Scotsman and Welshman you usually hear about in these jokes are still in the World Cup!

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Love a lot. Trust a few. But ALWAYS paddle your own canoe!!
Minds are like parachutes:- They only function when they are open!!!
Those who talk don't know.
Those who know don't talk.


PersonTom C-S
18/10/2015 at 10:13pm
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But what about those All Blacks??


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Proud owner of a
2005 VIKING Saga 1906ST European


Personjanus
18/10/2015 at 11:49pm
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As usual the Irishman, the Scotsman and the Welshman were a bit late. But they have arrived now.


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For a licence dated 1997 or later you must add together the plated max weight of the caravan and trailer, if the total is 3500 or less you can tow it. You may even tow a caravan with a MAM greater than the cars unladen mass the restriction was removed in 2013

Mondeo Titanium 140 tdci


PersonMiserly
19/10/2015 at 6:40am
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They are going to have to serve themselves,no Aussie in the bar yet.

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And the Irishman starts a heart warming rendition of "Don't cry for me Argentina"



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