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Subject Topic: tv license. Post Reply Post New Topic
10/3/2016 at 12:19pm
 Location: derby
 Outfit: higear rock4 rock 5 loads of tents.
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Heard something brilliant as I was walking down the street earlier, some lad about my age in his mid 20's had someone from TV licensing at his door so I pretended to look in my bag for my son's juice bottle so I could have a cheeky listen 😏
Glad I did.

"Do you watch live TV sir?"

"Nah mate, TV's s**te, don't even own one. Prefer my music me"

"May I pop inside and look so I can confirm and put that on our system?"

"I don't have to let you in do I?"

"No sir, but if you're not letting me in when you say you don't own a TV, that gives me reason to believe that you could have a TV and therefore require a licence"

"To be fair mate, the lass at number 23 won't let me in her knickers, that doesn't mean I've got reason to believe she could have a cock..."

With that, the door was closed.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


10/3/2016 at 12:47pm
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That is getting sent around my mates



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