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Personjeff juke
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Paddy and mick are out on the golf coarse one day when Mick slices the ball and it goes into a wooded area.
Paddy goes into the wood to give Mick a hand to look for his ball when they hear some one in a bush.

Hiding behind a tree they see a female member taking a dump.

"Bet you a tenner" says Mick "She dont wipe her ass when shes finished."
"Ok your on but,how do you know that"repied Paddy.
"Oh thats easy watch this" says Mick....HOY!!!!!

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Animals have feelings..

JEFF................


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"Mick slices the ball and it goes into a wooded area."


That would be the woods then.

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Why would she wipe a donkey when she'd finished?

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Haha liked the joke and the comment afterwards cheers.


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Quote: Originally posted by Miserly on 01/6/2016
"Mick slices the ball and it goes into a wooded area."
That would be the woods then.


Yep,where guys take their girlfriends to be wooed
(keyboard was sticking)

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Animals have feelings..

JEFF................



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