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Personmoppetsdad
15/11/2016 at 5:42pm
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Child interrupts parents making love.

Startled parents say to child "were trying to make you a brother or sister."

Child replies "Can you do it doggy style so that I can have a puppy instead."

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David

    

I've stood on Lego and didn't even cry!!


PersonGreg M
16/11/2016 at 7:42am
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"And they called it puppy love".
Regards,
Greg

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Personsteveiem
16/11/2016 at 8:21am
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Donnie and Marie ?
No, that was incest .

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There's a place for all gods creatures ,,

Right next to the potatoes and veg ,,,


PersonMiserly
04/12/2016 at 9:57pm
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This sounds like Stuarts love life, he always promises them a puppy..

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Duct tape is silver


Personjeff juke
05/12/2016 at 10:18am
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And a bag of sweets.

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Animals have feelings..

JEFF................


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PersonSGThomas
05/12/2016 at 10:34am
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Miserly!!

Welcome back I thought you had gone to the big campsite in the sky.

By the way, do you still have the puppy I gave you?


Personsteveiem
05/12/2016 at 10:40am
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Is he no longer worrying them with his calls of " mint sauce , mint sauce " ? .

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There's a place for all gods creatures ,,

Right next to the potatoes and veg ,,,


Personrichardandjo2010
05/12/2016 at 8:16pm
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Quote: Originally posted by moppetsdad on 15/11/2016
Child interrupts parents making love.

Startled parents say to child "were trying to make you a brother or sister."

Child replies "Can you do it doggy style so that I can have a puppy instead."


I dread to think how old that joke is makes me feel old just thinking about it

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its our imperfections that makes us perfect



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